Thursday, June 24, 2010

Bring back Jose Mourinho!

By Terry Wogan Published: 7:42PM GMT twenty-seven February 2010

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Inter Milan physical education instructor Jose Mourinho Return of the ringmaster: Jose Mourinho Photo: AFP

As they contend in the majority appropriate newspapers" letters pages, "Am I alone in thinking" that we"ve been short-changed? A obvious American diver drives his car in to a neighbour"s tree, and, as if by magic, immature women crop up from at the back of each shrub, palm tree and club from the Alleghenies to the Rockies, claiming some-more than flitting familiarity with the hero. He"s subsequent seen, a dreary figure, receiving a mangle from lectures in a "sex-addiction" clinic. Then up he pops, as the vital headlines object of the new decade, to apologize abjectly to his friends, us, golf, the universe and his wife, lick his mom and disappear, sobbing, origin he came. He"s privileged the air and supposing news-starved reporters with half a Brazilian rainforest value of criticism and opinion. The alternative half will be used up on his return.

So where"s the beef? We"ve had dual ideally great home-grown examples of the same kind of thing. You cannot throw a mill in a nation highway newly but braining a lissom poetic who has enjoyed the favours of dual of the majority important footballers. Apparently, the lounges and clubs of Britain are heaving with immature women usually as well ready to discuss it all. And what have we got? Heartfelt apologies from the lads? Any tears shed? Anybody"s mom been kissed? Anybody willingly entering any kind of clinic, never mind a "sex-addiction"one? The overpower from the guilty has been deafening. You"d think a little Chelsea serf competence at slightest have come up with something similar to "The lads is pig-sick."

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Nothing. Abramovich is seeking a bit glum, but that"s his common expression.

It"s at times similar to this that your heart cries out for the sorcery hold of Chelsea"s former Special One. Mourinho would have incited this God-given event in to a three-ringed circus, with himself as ringmaster. The guilty girls would be all pom-poms and ra-ra skirts, and Cheryl herself would float off with the Special One on a white steed. That would show those Americans.

- Ski Sunday with David Vine used to be a must, even if you"d never thrown a snowball, since Sunday radio was similar to the Gobi Desert, miles and hours of nothing. Unfortunately, this has led the BBC in to the in error idea that we all love winter sports. So, each 4 years, a outrageous group of commentators hies off to the Winter Olympics to report things they don"t know majority about, and events in that we haven"t a goal in ruin of winning a rubber duck, let alone a medal. Last time, Britain did win a bullion in the world"s majority problematic sport, curling shifting a mill down an ice-rink, whilst dual people brush furiously in front of it. So this time we"re up to the ears in it. I can"t hold we"ll have to wait for an additional 4 years to see it again.

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